Ted Cruz’s Cancun plane tix don’t buy themselves!

There’s a distinct possibility that one has now. 

“friends”

This story is going to slat all the racist slugs.

He really won’t need OJ’s advice until he shoots someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

The Sgt. Pepper movies with the Bee Gees?

Cocaine Bear? More like Cocaine Air!

You’re cutting into your margins by doing that, it’s just bad business practice.

Sure, but exactly how welcome?

She already had one gun, and bought a second. I don’t get that, but I haven’t been brainwashed by the NRA.

There are some great earplugs now that cut the volume without making everything sound muffled. For years I wait until I was near a pain threshold before using earplugs at concerts because they’d zap the mid/high frequencies, but the new designs lower the sound pressure level at a nearly flat rate.

Dirty Dancing with Wolves II, Lupine Boogaloo.

I’m picturing it running up on the sidewalk to get it. Maybe bashing aside a couple trash cans and the obligatory fruit cart. The story let me down.

While flying over a rival hotel.

If he’s making that much, he could live in an apartment. But he’s saving a ton of money by not doing that. And you can probably guess how much of what he’s making is under the table.

They should just bring Richards back for the next one. And all the ones after that.

Funny that the objects could travel across galaxies and past all sorts of space debris, but crash here. They should up the R&D budget for their guidance devices.

Gayliens.

Do Cessnas get enough altitude to require pressurization? Preliminary reports say the pilot saw someone slumped over in the pilot’s seat, so that would track with oxygen deprivation.

It’d be faster if there were a virus and we could convince them not to get vaccinated.