16 court orders. I wonder how many people you could infect during that time?

Full of chloroform.

If Harlan Crow needs advice on airspace, he should talk to an expert in Bird Law.

I prefer to think that the P in UAP stands for Phantasm.

I mean, they did that with Clinton. She was ‘low energy’, yet a ninja who killed those who opposed her.

he was held on a $10,000 bond and released on May 31. It was a mandatory 48-hour hold, because Streeter had been charged with a separate family assault about a year ago.

All planes land, eventually.

I figure by the time her kids go to college, the right will have an entirely new fictional enemy. 

The fuzzy dice are a nice touch.

Declining, but still sharper than the option.

And the taliban.

I need that shirt. I feel so out of place staring into windows without it.

They’re also the party of Lincoln. You can tell, because they wave confederate flags.

They’d just jack up their prices to cover it.

I hope these drones have a speaker system so they can play that euroclub dance beat while they attack.

“there are weapons in the house, yeah, but I don’t think he’d use them on me,”

I’ll have to make a note of that.

I’m not sure what good the radio would do. There’s no way I could hear anything over the sound of my own screaming.

I mean—what was the Van Halen song? “Hot for teacher?” That was written about this!

They didn’t just start to threaten people. The lies their outrage machine generates gets people to show up at a pizza place with a gun, looking for non-existent basements.