In 2015, the Bay Area Toll Authority had approved a $2.1 million contract for Philips Lighting North America Corporation to maintain the Bay Lights for the next ten years.

I would expect the best plan would involve damaging it after construction but before it’s put into service.

The settlement doesn’t even scratch the surface of the budget line item they have to cover this kind of thing. Until it actually costs the cops themselves and not the city taxpayers, it’s a hollow victory.

Sure, but fancy it up with the Susan B. Anthony silver dollars to show your support for women’s rights.

Yep, having a kid when you know you’re going to jail really is. Luckily, anyone in jail who has a kid can see them on visiting day. Offspring aren’t a Get Out of Jail card, they’re a responsibility. One that she wasted.

The kids aren’t being separated from her.

“I have carried out my work at AFSC with integrity”

A Golden-hooked God

Conrad Alston, a Black man, was one of the 11 customers impacted by the offensive sticker

I thought it’d be fun to go up to Sibley to see the snow, but I didn’t want to deal with an icy Skyline Blvd.

The safest car is obviously the one that plows into the truck in the first gif. Look at that, hardly a scratch on it!

Needs that cartoon fast bongo soundclip when he does the dance that saves him from becoming a stain.

I’m surprised he’s familiar with any songs besides Tomorrow Belongs to Me.

It’s a shame the King of the ELP, Keith Emerson, isn’t around to take a crack at this. I’d love to hear the 15-minute version ending with a knife jammed in the keyboard.

Look at her, addressing past racial injustices. Does she know how woke that is? 

It’s on point that someone this out of touch was once a speechwriter for Nixon.

Mom had an orange one. If you sat in the front seat, it was a short trip between there and the windshield. My sister and I both spiderwebbed it due to lack of seatbelts and mom’s habit of slamming on the brakes.

“We don’t want to eat chicken that’s injected with hormones. Why would we inject them into our children?”

If you don’t like rules, perhaps you should explore a different career opportunity that’s main purpose is not creating them.

Just wait for the expected slideshow follow-up.