I relish the thought of that thief getting grilled by the cops.

And they laughed at me when I said the USAF needs to bring back the dirigible program!

Of course they treat it like a yellow light. They’re in a hurry. The cemetery isn’t going to fill itself!

“If she were antisemitic, why did she endorse me?”

Obviously a van with a mural on the side and shag carpet. 

The kid’s fine. Don’t ask about the grave in the backyard.

No one’s buying a Ford because they have faith in their management team.

Epstein probably didn’t plan to kill himself either. Let’s hope this ends the same way.

Maybe they could up the ‘convenience fee’ by 800% to help lower the demand, or whatever excuse they use to rip off customers.

Post that clip to Truth Social and say it’s in California, then sit back and watch the fun.

The U-Joint on my 1980 CJ-5 would fly off at almost regular intervals. Luckily the driveshaft never ate anything around it when it went free.

Not even considering the reporting rate for kids 12 and under going to the cops after the molestation/incest/rape. Putting the onus on the victims, naturally and repulsively.

And they fit in an overhead bin.

So he only knows of witches in his church, and no warlocks? How unsurprising.

I’d like to think the small ones are just machine gun port covers.

Can’t you find a pancake just by smell? Does the meter measure syrup density?

Issued a citation? Take their license, they’re obviously too stupid to be trusted with a vehicle.

Relax, we’ll still be able to see him when he does the inevitable Vegas residency. 

I hope you don’t make tombstones for a living.

Today, your emission standards. Tomorrow your guns and gas stoves!