Those are excellent for storing hash.

though decline [sic] to ban him from having contact with the family he tried to annihilate

I’m sure Disney/ABC are quite happy that he’s speaking for them. Right about now his agent is getting a call on the red line.

I had a 1974 Capri and the best thing about it was the cool little chrome map light. I will say that nothing mechanically went wrong with the car (that wasn’t inflicted by a high school kid). I see them on the road about once a year now, so I can bet the herd has thinned out a lot.

Sounds like 7,600 jobs should be opening up real soon in nursing.

Bring me a bucket!

Mountains and rivers!

“Is this a gag?” one anchor asks

It’s a nice idea, but they should throw in some NYC-centric movie quotes as well.

I guess that old saying is true:

That’s so metal.

I agree that he has an iron mind, just not in the way he thinks he does.

Oh please, it was probably the battery in the tracking chip shorting out.

I’ll agree on the checkpoints, but the no-fly list should be made up of every passenger who causes a disruption or fight on a plane.

With Stills and Crosby, yes. 

It also had Sally Field. 

So, basically a movie version of Wooden Ships.

Whoa, holding men accountable? This will go nowhere fast.

That doc was great in a ‘chickens come home to roost’ sort of way. He alienated most all of them and lived long enough to regret it. He seemed really sorry about it but utterly lost as to how to fix anything.  

Hicks eventually rammed the John Deere into a police cruiser...