Two famous dicks in one night!

On my set I have the best luck with Game Mode which brightens and boosts contrast enough that I don’t feel like I’m wearing sunglasses.

That would depend on those country’s laws, unless you mean having our government ban us from doing that.

Cut a face in it, smear the edges with peanut butter, and watch how the squirrels redesign it.

In all fairness, overalls under a suit jacket should be illegal. 

If there’s a vote for it and Kari Lake loses it’ll go to the courts!

The Taliban would be proud.

Office building with ever-changing views!

Easy to compare that to Donny’s chain of custody in relation to Jared who got $2 billion from the Saudis. Also, remind conservatives that TFG said he can declassify things with his mind, so that would apply to Obama as well. Tell that to a RWNJ and see how they try to backtrack.

“She is not a public figure and we ask that her privacy be respected.”

Obviously Rick Moranis is buying them. Why else would someone punch him?

That word, infiltrate, is so clearly disingenuous. After all, they invited him in, gave him a gun, ignored his past, and even paid him for the privilege.

Only if you’re driving your family off a cliff.

Or just streaming porn.

He’s Charlie Brown, the Qs are Lucy, and the vote is a football.

Hold on, Trump can’t do that as speaker. That’s JFK Jr.’s job!

Shouldn’t be limited to drunk drivers, but any at-fault driver.

The same party that champions Lincoln as a member while defending the confederate flag. No shame, and less intelligence.

Anyone in a touring band could have told them, always leave someone with the trailer.

“We’re going camping!”