Have you had a chance to see your doppelganger around? The one who’s using your avatar and name but links to ‘dudebraa’? What kind of loser does that?

In his defense, he’s not great with nouns either.

less than 20 minutes later, before law enforcement could even arrive on the scene,

“He came to make fun of my friend Herschel Walker.”

Typical Donny, trying to distract from all his losing in court.

You can get paid for that? Hell, I’d do it for free!

If there’s someone in the neighborhood you don’t like, put the box with their trash.

entered into databases that could be used to enforce vaccine mandates or accessed by debt collectors or by law enforcement to track down people with warrants.

He’s just doing this to buy votes, post-election, or something!

If this only opened 10 days sooner I’d have Valentine’s taken care of.

Then who’s killing all the vampires?

Dad had the 1983 Chrysler LeBaron. It was just a rectangle of boredom. The only good thing about the car was the hood ornament. It was the Chrysler symbol in crystal or something and my friends and I would stare through it when we were high.

The good thing about the dust is that it shows how the headlight fluid is leaking. ND.

That’s awful. What kind of friend are you?

begged her to recant her claims, threatening to take his own life if she didn’t,

Col. Sanders there can always find another job in the food service industry.

He’s not, but I have no doubt he’s reading the story with the creepiest smile you can imagine.

Does that apply to boxes, too?

There’s really only one orange cat, the rest are clones melded to the hive mind.

You know what didn’t kill him? Chuck Norris.