Vampires. At least the ones the werewolves haven’t killed yet.

Seems like Villanueva was talking out his ass about probable cause. Well, he won’t have to worry about this case soon!

If anyone else torched an altar they’d call them demonic.

It’s not grooming, it’s radicalizing.

I wouldn’t be surprised that the grandfather radicalized him.

If you wire it right, then the windows will alternate.

Two years ago when I left office the United States stood ready for its golden age. Our nation was at the pinnacle of power, prosperity and prestige

They are the fastest of the Taurians.

He also offered compassion to California governor Gavin Newsom for having the disadvantage of being a “straight white guy” in comparison to other possible Democratic presidential nominees.

If you did that to a centaur would it be a minotaur?

Do the glasses fit in the Tesla’s cupholder or is there a big gap?

Warnock paid for childcare. Walker paid for abortions.

You’d expect that Australia would have better healthcare since all the animals are trying to kill you.

I can’t believe he’d use Arthur Brown as an AKA. It’s a crazy world.

‘cooked up with unemployed anti-zealots’

More like Tons of Anarchy.

‘Newton then claimed he was repeating what Mayor Newton allegedly said to City Councilwoman Veronica Freeman.’

I see the dial-up connection at the trailer park is working again.

Except in Canada, where ACAH (hosers).

OK, but just the tip.