I hear that.

Yes.

Good thing he can avoid paying his fair share in taxes, because he’s a job creator!

The clinic confirmed that “the incident, [Smigo’s] response, and the entire matter is under investigation

Is ‘not surprised’ a shade of white? Because that would help you fit in there. I lived there for years and I’m surprised they never pulled a Piedmont and called themselves a separate town/city.

I’m sure this would be a timely process and not dragged out at all to end up with “Oh, you passed the 15-week mark, too bad.”

I remember being in a small alley bar in Prague and seeing a pic of him drinking in there from years before. I figure there’s a lot of bars in the former Eastern Bloc with similar pictures on the wall.

That’s exactly what they’re counting on, scaring people away so the open position can be filled by a RWNJ. 

Hearse. You know, the car that puts the Fun in funeral.

Why? It obviously wasn’t a deterrent.

Once it dries out a bit a match will take care of it.

If I had that much money, my hairline would start at my eyebrows and stop about halfway down my back.

Poe was a terrible songwriter, but his lyrics kicked ass.

Pretty sure the cops didn’t just show up randomly. I’ll bet an alarm was triggered when the guy went through the sliding door.

He needs to be kicked in the thighs.

“This will definitely make me seem less creepy.”

They changed it from Michigan. Was making me wonder how far jurisdiction went out there.

So she figured her options were a lasso or a taser? Does she do that with everyone? I doubt it.

Was it an early 80's IROC? Mom had the Z28 with a center console analog clock (flat mounted, to make it harder to read). The round plastic cover was scratched up for the same reason - but by my brother, not her.

Hard to blame them, look at all those back seats just sitting around waiting for someone to hop in.