Melania, third wife, second (at least) mistress. What a great example he chose.

OK, Andy.

The fenders on the acoustic bikes are awful, but they do make a decent electric version.

The correct repose should be, “I didn’t survive the journey. In fact, a lot of us didn’t. Do I still have to do the assignment?”

And all this time I was thinking double first cousins was a drunken family reunion MFM.

Much like Blue Lives Matter.

I’d always leave an old cassette halfway out of the slots with a couple feet of tape pulled out of it. No one tried to steal what looked like a broken player.

We could invite the Dixie Chicks, Colin Kaepernick, and Cindy McCain to the hearings!

That just the HDR in the pix boosted to a touch below shroom level.

Did he hold a paid position? Just wondering if this falls into the ‘lose your job’ category.

Don’t be Tippi Hedren.

Well, that was certainly...loud.

“It’s unclear why Greene ran from the cops,”

In your narrative, who were the people storming the Capitol that weren’t trump supporters?

Werner Herzog is probably fine to work with if you aren’t named Klaus Kinski.

I thought it was short for Topheriam.

“Police say Gomez was also carrying a handgun in his backpack,”

Ah, the Hieronymus Bosch playset. Potatoes dug from the Garden of Earthly Delights.

Soros could have melted the ice off the windmills with his Jewish Space Laser!

Those would look awesome with the tiny gold-spoked rims. And I normally hate those.