If there was any real failure of Gen X, it was that we didn’t hold the Spin Doctors up as the poets of our generation.

“BRPD officers have hundreds of encounters that we never hear of because they go without incident,”

Lifehack - fill your guitar cases with holiday ornaments to save space.

Can you commit suicide by smothering yourself with a pillow?

“willing to abolish government by spilling blood by taking out four to five Democrats.”

WKRP in Cincinnati quietly pats you on the shoulder, hangs it head and walks slowly from the DJ booth.

I thought the Don Knotts one was cut due to the gratuitous nudity.

Oh look, Jack Daniel’s makes a bath salts flavor for Florida.

Bottle caps is new, that should have been exhibited in Indiana’s MOMWA.

Maybe they meant white art. Like...dogs playing poker, on velvet. Or beer can pyramids.

Have you tried applying a dazzle pattern first?

The fact that his advice to the state was to hunker stay at home while he did the opposite doesn’t matter to you? Why not celebrate hypocrisy!

If there’s any job that I’d like to see an illegal alien actually steal from an American, it’d be hers.

He could keep his family warm by buying wood instead of stealing it. I’m betting the feud with the neighbor was something your VP started.

How handy that he had a klan flag just laying around.

Thwart a monstrous killing spree? She should be behind it.

Not just educating students, but in Advanced Placement classes.

As the failed coup and this show, blue lives don’t even matter to the blue bastards.

The Jeep should have had one of those ignition lock devices on it.

Whoa, save those diapers for when concerts start up again. Pound beer all night without losing your spot in front of the stage!