I sense a venn diagram here that would end up with him being a Lincoln Log Cabin Republican.

“ it appeared his wife had tried to hide evidence”

Finally, Matt’s kid will have two parents instead on one sugar daddy.

+1 flaming hoop.

Burger flippers flipping Flipper burgers.

I hope not, I just bought a hundred shares! Not sure I’m doing this right though.

Even worse - it looks like by the time she got the news she only had 8 months left.

Fuck it, just start numbering them or naming them after fictional characters. I would have loved to attend Dracula Jr. High, or Moby Dick Elementary.

Not the finger ring, the sphincter one.

I figured that terrorists were housed in Guantanamo. Time to put these guys on a plane to a new holding cell.

The Daphne freakout was the absolute highlight.

They weren’t already full time?

If an opponent wants to tank her campaign, they can just release an ad that states, “She says she’s not related to Bernie Sanders, but how do we really know?”

That’s an interesting statistic. What’s the source?

It was still a defense, therefore, her conduct. Not sure why you added the unrelated part about a felony. Misdirection?

Picking up trash in an orange vest — and MAGA hat.

Not a real gene pool, a gene kiddie pool.

“I see no distinction between a group of Americans seizing power and governing with complete disregard to the Constitution and an invading force of Chinese communists accomplishing the same objective,” Brock wrote.

It wasn’t affected by her kid’s conduct, but by her conduct in defending it.

So he can’t tell fact from fiction, doesn’t know how evidence works, and was caught lying.