“Biden’s transition team was walking on eggshells trying not to be overly critical of the Trump administration mishandling of the coronavirus from day one.”

No, we didn’t all kind of know it because the admin stopped giving press conferences about it or disseminating info about it. Trump was obviously ignoring it.

As I told my conservative family, it’ll be good to have some California values making decisions at the federal level.

W didn’t go away so much as was basically excommunicated. He was pretty absent from any campaigning future republicans were doing.

“Heenen does not appear to have a connection to any outside hate groups or militias.”

“I’ll give you $1 million for a pardon. Ask Rudy for the check.”

It won’t be boring on Fox where they’ll be screaming 24/7 about the debt and deficit that has magically reappeared. But you know, fuck their feelings.

Today I learned that his attorney has never read Orwell or Kafka.

Oh, the irony of her being worried about factchecking...

Don’t call it junk, it’s a national treasure!

Tell me the top of that opens and it’s a bar, like those old world globes.

Let him know that since Biden will be President, Biden’s clearly more powerful than god. Sure, it’ll be pouring gas on a fire. But it’s winter, we could use a little heat. Report back!

She strikes like a cobra!

I’m so tired of people immediately jumping on what someone wrote and using it against them as part of this rampant cannicel culture.

Two outstanding members of the Law and Order / Blue Lives Matter party!

I’m wondering when she had to use it before. That’s pretty concerning in and of itself.

Hopefully they’ll be hanging chads.

I prefer presidents that weren’t impeached twice.

The problem I have with calling it a cult of personality is the utter lack of personality at the head of it. 

If his eyes were any closer together he’d be a cyclops.