Ah yes, let’s not anger the group that:

Next time he brings up Benghazi, just say “It is what it is”.

No, that’s just for the accomplice. The cop got no bond.

It’s only because his balls were too small. But his pickup truck is really big!

Pence as #46 would give him the opportunity to pardon Donny. Do not want.

They now get a taste of that family separation they’ve been dancing about for 4 years.

Cool story, proud bro.

He’s clearly holding a spear, a dangerous weapon. What he should have been holding is a hand over an entrance wound.

Good thing you used incel-speak like SJW; helps separate the wheat from the chaff around here.

I hear the new Apple laptops will be featuring the Slap-o-Vision option.

The upside is that the cult members will never give him peace from now on. Especially once Biden is sworn in and it becomes real for them. Any of these idiots who sees him will go straight for him. And he knows that.

Two cars enter, one car leaves!

Mom pulls that on me, and then I calmly ask a few questions that erode her position. But then she goes right back to Fox (24/7 on the TV) and I have to start all over.

Dull knives? They’re practically spoons.

You mean cirrhosis? Unless you’re getting a dry, flakey liver.

No limit!

He won’t even remember it in a couple days.

Depends what age demographic you’re talking about.

+1 Car Elevator

I grew up in a small, sleepy town. After watching Beverly Hills Cop with a bunch of stoner friends, we discussed the likelihood that a banana in a tailpipe would disable a car. We got a bunch at the store and hit every cop car we could find that night, even a few in their parking lot and a Sheriff who came into a 7-11…