250,000 got their trump already.

I’m sure when you report the damage online, Moose Incident is in the drop-down menu.

You can’t blame the guy for dying his hair. I mean, look how much younger he looks!

Just tweak the script enough to turn it into Escape from the North Pole and I’m in.

‘90% fake to 10% real’

I’m trying to think of the last time someone attacked our military and only received a sternly worded response. But conservatives still think he’s a tough guy.

Aside from martinis, Bond has a deep love of sliced meats and wheels of cheese.

That twitter attack was quite a response after Iran shot missiles at our bases. He sure showed them!

Eventually the planet will take care of that itself.

With someone coughing into the koolaid.

Like rain on your wedding day?

It looks like you’d pay for gas with midway tickets that you won playing skeeball.

True, some are just snowflakes or bigots.

And that hair? What a pinko hippie!

Love the top graphic. Fox news, acting like they care what liberals think.

That should bring great comfort to the families of the 250,000 already killed by it.

I love that he got fired by Obama’s apprentice. Delicious irony.

They bailed when the BSA decided to stop banning gays. The molestation was fine with them, but letting in gays was a step too far!

Good thing he hasn’t been replacing Pentagon leaders. Oh...

After Brian Johnson’s hearing problems, I was pretty sure they’d give up before subjecting us to an acoustic album.