For outdoor ones, the astroturf aisle at Home Depot should have a rack of samples that are the perfect size.

It will rain...droplets of covid-infected anger spittle.

“With the national significance of this race”

The ps is gold.

Even better, she lost her husband’s job.

Like fuhrer, like daughter.

I know they vanished for 4 years, but get ready to see the Tea Party bounce back whining about the debt and deficit. Blaming Biden and ignoring Donny’s damage, naturally.

Bad guy? He’s a ninja warrior. Clearly 3 guards aren’t enough to stop him, which is why she needed 4.

...again.

“14First’s vice president, Ronald Murray, said the distribution of the hateful messages was “absolutely not” about the election.”

BEARS!

Well Donny won’t be around in 2024 to do anything about it.

An eighth? We’ve been using and ounce at a time. This explains a lot.

That post aged well, so did the copies of it that you pasted around!

I prefer to think of it as cracking the sewer pipe.

In Soviet Russia, ballot absentees you!

He won’t live to 2024. Stroke, covid effects, dementia - one or all will leave him more of a blubbering mass than he is now.

“So I guess loan Trump guy got pissed”

What the neighborhood needs more than new shoes is cops who aren’t trigger happy.

Sure there’s a penalty for not voting. Trump.