Can’t see that really working. If a metermaid hasn’t hit that street yet and they see an envelope they’d assume it’s a ploy, or the car is still in violation and gets a new ticket.

There’s still a ridesharing service called taxis.

You spelled immolated wrong.

You know his first two password tries were ‘guest’ and ‘password’. And I’m surprised neither worked.

The 1950's republican party would flip over the thought of Donny working with the Russians.

Too bad Taylor didn’t have the opportunity to go into hiding.

Hell, he’s not even STAYING graciously.

Been more than a month off facebook and I’ll tell you, I’m not missing a thing. I replaced it with a Gibson Firebird and right about now I’m betting the neighbors wished I stayed on that damn site.

These are the same people who are OK with TSA scanning your body 20 years after an attack that killed a fraction of what we’re seen this year.

If there’s anything this administration has shown, it’s that black definitely isn’t white. That would be a nightmare for them.

I was a chia pet. Took brown sweats and hot glue gunned a bunch of green yarn strands to it. I also dyed my hair green with food coloring (someone told me it washes right out). It doesn’t. That was a surprise the next day.

You only think she’s live.

I’m a bit let down that they didn’t have the obvious proper background music on the video. But there’s no way I’d do that zipline without it running through some headphones. In related news, I’ve now started a bucket list.

Thanks a lot, Sorting Hat!

“Mouat had already been charged just days after the attack on charges of ethnic intimidation, assault with intent to do great bodily harm and assault with a dangerous weapon”

“Anybody who secretly tapes their self-described best friend is by definition dishonest.”

Plus he doesn’t have the strength to actually rip open his shirt. Which would have made the stunt DELICIOUS!

The A/C obviously isn’t working in that car, but the heater is a monster!

I’d tune in for a White Stripes version of Hot for Teacher. 

Oh Beatrice, if you think Yelp will destroy lives you’re in for a shock when you hear about the Covid death count.