We all know leprechauns are immigrants here for our jobs, and our lucky charms.

Or if any known child molesters suddenly vanished.

Does anyone remember laughter?

That’s about the standard for anything involved (timing belt, water pump, etc.). The car’s made to come apart like that - not easily - to get to the engine. I’ve got a first gen TT and at 110K the only major work has been the timing belt and radiator. Though I’ve taken out the tranny pan twice on road debris.

As the owner of a 62 Newport with a similar length, I can only say - have fun parking. 

More likely to be missing 1 or 2 parents. 

Can’t spell corpse without OC.

More disgraceful than sitting on your ass while 150,000 Americans die?

You’d need to wear a metal glove with that shifter knob.

That’s Kellyanne Conway’s thing, since she was named the Opioid Czar

‘they should send it to Donald Trump because Donald Trump would get him off’

“That is not what rape victims do.”

You’re in risk management and can’t decide on whether or not to send your kids to school? Here’s how serious it is - more than 150,000 people in this country have died from it in a few months. If you’re ok with your kids being vectors, fine, though the risk will mostly be on your end and any other adults they might…

Cops just keep proving that the protesters are right.

Not cold, just room temperature. Like Cain.

I see the Tulsa rally as less negligent homicide, and more willing suicide.

I’ll bet these people would love to see statues honoring the fallen Mexican soldiers from the Mexican-American War. After all, heritage!

And Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Shouldn’t be hard to find, just follow the trail of teeth that are falling out of their methmouths.

Paycheck, and the payment for lawsuits.