You’re making the flag cry! Sad flag!

A fascist that supports revisionist history. Shocking.

If he’d had it, he would be crowing about how minor is it and how his great genes got him through it, plus how his wonder drug saved him. If/when he does get it, he’ll dissolve in a pile of orange diarrhea.

Sounds like you’re the type to support getting rid of confederate flags and statues, especially when conservatives are fawning over those loser participation trophies.

That last paragraph should be the plaque on any remaining REL statue.

It mentions cars right in the title. Do you need pictures?

Those statues should be relocated to the place where Columbus first set foot on American soil.

To be fair, 8-year-olds are terrible at keeping secrets.

If you ask, I’ll bet he’ll tell you what a good christian he is without a touch of self-awareness.

So, he talked to a cop, and still has to ask if it’s true.

He’s just saying that he’s too much of a coward to say it to her face. Or as he’d put it, a fucking coward.

Every time you defeat them in a game, Russia pays a bounty.

Is he really playing catch with that adult ‘son’, or is he pitching?

An acuity test, for memory. That he can’t remember the name of.

Obviously, be excellent to each other...and party on.

Why should they be angry at him instead of Donny? Fauci isn’t in the lead spot here. Perhaps if Donny hadn’t sent so much PPE to China, Fauci wouldn’t have been forced into that position to keep medical staff safe to treat the victim’s of Donny’s blunders.

1. Trump will gloat about the pandemic response fund, ignoring how he gutted our preparedness previously.

“All over the world, they’re talking about Chicago,”

The same group who like to say ‘Fuck Your Feelings’. Their platform is hypocrisy.

“Will run on starter fluid”