Ma’am, there are children present!

More like:

Maybe they were kneeling in respect for the 140,000 dead Americans, something a real president would be dealing with instead of watching sports.

Same folks defending confederate flags and statues. You know, the ‘party of Lincoln’.

Defiantly a conservative ad, you can tell by how they’ve got the flag displayed wrong. Blue field always goes on the left.

Is she barefoot?

There’s only one Corona he’ll sacrifice himself to.

I can also identify an elephant. I’ll let you be VP.

So you’re saying I have a shot at becoming President?

Even if it doesn’t, the rest of their poor life choices will.

They had to lift the regulations out of that truck to fit all the covid corpses in the bed.

Or someone who looks vaguely like the statue. I’m thinking Kenny Rogers could slide right into place and no one would notice.

What you didn’t see was the red truck had to siphon gas from the blue truck to get anywhere.

My friend had one and you could slide the rear view mirror off the bracket when you needed to. Not sure if that was a factory option though.

Not unless the death toll was limited to 4 people.

Is her leg broken? That’s typically why horses are shot.

Well then, it better come with a machine gun mount. In case I go deer hunting.

I owned a ‘80 CJ5 years ago so I know the drill. I learned how to regularly replace U-joints with it.

I’m looking at used Jeeps now for a camping/getaway ride. I can dump my daily commuter since that is pretty much over and done with. 

Or maybe you don’t need to read it.