Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

I wonder how many women have latched onto Junior only to have Dad decide he wants them for himself.

Indict him? The deplorables probably think he is going to follow the lead of John Quincy Adams and George W Bush.

I un-starred other comments to star this one. It has high Adjusted Star Efficiency.

Hopson: “Ah, I see you’ve played Knifey-Spoony before!”

You know, they don’t do as good a job of publicizing these incidents as they could, those Six Flags parks.  You’d think we’d remember those.

I don’t remember this girl at all! Tell me more!

Man, this whole “darkest timeline” thing really has you down.

I’ve just never, ever remotely understood people who clip their nails and just let them fly around. Put that shit in the trash or toilet! It’s not that hard!

Like Legends of the Fall when a bear kills Brad Pitt....”it was a good death”

The grossest thing I’ve ever done was one time I was trying to use nail clippers (never a skill I have mastered) and there was one piece of the big toe nail I didn’t get.  I was alone in the house so I figured “what the hell?” and went into what was basically a yoga pose and bit off the offending piece.  I then look…

Hell, dude also could’ve cupped his hands under the water faucet and drank from them. Or even just stuck his mouth under the faucet and drank directly from it.

Stephens are intelligent, kind and thoughtful.

I wasn’t sure about karma until I read the email of the week. Anyone who needs to “run downstairs for bottled water” when thirsty, and has handfuls of empty bottles lying around their bed, deserves to drink toenail water.

“Steven” is a pretender to the throne.

Also a Stephen.

I just can’t get behind this. I’m against the death penalty. 

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

This is the weakest sports retort that I have ever seen. 

California, the state whose record budget surplus is just one of its many points of superiority over the shithole you live in? Here's a factcheck, sweetie: every political information source you trust is lying to you. Every stupid email you've ever believed and forwarded, every one of your like-minded friends, every…