Original #FloridaMan

Maybe modern medicine is the real fountain of youth. 

Other Half is good as hell. I also will order anything from Half Acre that shows up at a bar except for, like, day-wrecking imperial stouts.

Almanac, Laughing Monk, or Temescal in the Bay Area.

Other Half in Red Hook

Short’s in Michigan

That reference will literally never get old. Savvy purchase, locking that up and fixing it on your car. 

Yeah, I misread what was going on there and edited it after the fact.

I doubt you have to drive more than two hours south of Chicago. Also, not more than twenty minutes west of it. And really, they’re in the city, too. Saw some woman back in March just start yelling at a guy walking down the street. He told her to leave him alone and then she just kept shouting the n-word at him. Like,…

I’m well entrenched in his fanbase. Can verify. Proud of him and Jurrell Casey. Agree they can all get fucked.

Sad but true. And they can all get fucked. They don’t deserve him.

plus one for truth

I used the “hangs like sleeve of wizard” line recently and it killed. Small doses, that’s the key.

Been awhile since I got to use this!

It hurts because it’s true. So very, very true.

ROAD TO HANA. YES.

There’s a mighty big flaw in your logic. Yes, Montréal is full of French-Canadians, but what you fail to consider is that Montréal is full of French-Canadian girls.  Young, unmarried hockey players know to appreciate that.  Once he’s settled down with a family, then maybe Phoenix or Orlando starts to have more appeal.

I have some, uh, good news for you, then

Chicago is slightly colder than Toronto in the winter (Ave daily temperature January = -6.2 Chi, -3.4 Tor) In the summer the average temperatures are nearly the same around 22. Chicago has more extreme temperatures, with both the coldest and hottest records exceeding Toronto’s.