This is sound logic!

This post is like a well-seasoned cast iron pan.

This is art.

You mean a “steek”?

Boyz N2 the Hood

In the immortal words of Adam Corolla, taking a shit is like “soft-serve going through a dwarve’s beard”

Don’t act like it is was their decision. The charges didn’t hold water.

I still don’t understand why my parents didn’t abort me when I was a teenager.

I always believed that true assholes lack the self awareness to make such statements about themselves, and it’s people who desperately want to be seen as macho “I don’t care what anyone thinks” types that buy these shirts or try to shoehorn “I’m such an asshole” into conversations.

I had one that read “You have the right to remain silent so SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

Goddamn I love you so much. Seriously, huge fan ever since I first saw your comments.

This comment here is exactly why Deadspin is the best.

+1 long-ass pinkie fingernail

“OK, let’s make a pact. Either this is going to be the best vacation ever or we agree to disband and join other families.”

I enjoyed the dude saying “b word” followed by the woman just saying “bitch”.

Pro tip- dig a hole, fill it with an inflated balloon, then re-bury. Instant beach minefield

Also, sharpened driftwood covered in feces makes excellent pungi sticks

I’d go 1. Kings, 2. Bulls, 3. Knicks at the moment. Just like how the Nets moved out of the top spot when hey fired Billy King, removing Jackson helps the Knicks. Dolan is loyal to all the wrong people and really fucking weird, but he at least spends every cent (sometimes quite stupidly) he can. The guy basically just…

Hey, those magic beans they got for Butler gotta sprout eventually.

Uh, HELLO! Don’t leave us out if that honor. Did the Bulls or Knicks trade 2 top 3 draft picks, and a probable third one, for a couple of stars who were clearly past their prime? They’d better step up their game if they want to beat us in this area.

The Kings are doing some really special things right now.