well, why aren’t u

Are Friday weddings not allowed?

A good friend had his destination wedding in Cancun and invented everyone over a Facebook event page.  Clicked, “maybe” and that was that.  Unless you are asked to stand up, you are not obligated to go to a destination wedding.  And if you are asked to stand up, unless it’s for best man/maid of honor, you can still…

For some reason, people of any religion who practice seriously don’t invite me to their weddings....

Hey now, I stood up in a wedding for a jewish friend!! But he married a Catholic girl.  Come to think of it, all of the friends I have that are jewish married non jewish people....

Sunday weddings.

But I just said it was

and i’m sure they’re very proud of bigot daddy

Fuckin start with yourself man, chemical castration would do everyone a favor

oh god

Joke aside, my buddy is going through that exact scenario now and has to go out to the East coast for his wedding, but we don’t get the luxury of a 3 day weekend.  Huge pain in the ass

So we have her home state. I am putting the pieces together, I will find you through her and then I will come after you and slap you right in the teeth

Try going to hell

How do i block someone on here?

No, the problem is I have a job and I don’t particularly enjoy trying to keep vomit down the entire day.  Plus, I get 2-day hangovers now, so that means not only am I sweating and shaking on Monday, but I feel like a truck hit me on Tuesday.  BAD

My mother in law briefly pushed hard for a Sunday wedding, as they were paying for half, and I politely told her that there was no goddamn way.

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

and after the oysters are consumed, the real shucking off commences

Yeah but also go fuck yourself, scumbag

Steelers fans like him again now