I love this, as long as they cast someone profoundley dykey, and not a ridiculous teenage bombshell. I want to SWIM in the tears of Fox News correspondents.

“Your wish for an emasculated, woke, soy boy James Bond sounds utterly unwatchable, and unfortunately also likely to be the final product.”

I think the Craig era was more of a “Jason Bourne” bond than a Nolan bond. I’m not even sure what that would mean... unintelligible dialogue and a shit-ton of exposition?

Hey, a few mistakes are a necessary price of innovati - (Kinja account implodes)

I don’t think they are.

Nothing triggers fashies like saying sexual assault is bad and racism sucks.

Ah yes, “A Bond who doesn’t blackmail women into having sex under threat of losing their job” = “emasculated, woke soy boy”.

Netflix et al: “You said you broke their spirits!”

Now, that’s not fair. That submersible catastrophically imploded.

Disney has a couple other businesses outside of streaming, I think? 

Disney and Netflix are the two largest streaming-only services. Amazon is a contender for 2nd place but it also includes fifteen-finity other things that have nothing to do with streaming in its subscription fee.

FTFY:
But religious closeted gay conservatives are somehow convinced one frame of gayness will magically turn their straight kids gay.

You just broke the first rule of Planet Club.

Every gay person has watched thousands of hours of entertainment about straight people growing up and it didn’t make them straight. But religious conservatives are somehow convinced one frame of gayness will magically turn their straight kids gay.

It’s like I always say: You don’t change the number of planets by redefining the word “planet,” you change the number of planets by blowing one to smithereens

who all has joined up with the Streaming Innovation Alliance, Axios says it includes Netflix, Paramount (and therefore Pluto and

Without Apple and Amazon, what really gives this group any more clout than the AMPTP? It’s not like they’ve got an overwhelming amalgamation of competence on their side. It took them ten years to innovent and subsequently hamstring their entire business model.

“Don’t let those regulators stifle innovation!” (submersible crashes)