This discussion seriously needs Oolon Colluphid, who once caused God to disappear in a “puff of logic.”

To be fair, there is grit. Copious amounts of grit in the air, on the ground, in everyone’s clothes...just a lot of grit, really.

They may be IN Canada, but many of them are American. Otherwise how do you explain the presence of Confederate flags in OTTAWA?

We’ve decided to quasi-militarize the police forces for a reason

Last time I had an apartment in SE Michigan I had a carport. Even that made a HUGE difference.

See a doctor if your Dongfeng runs for more than four hours.

Sorry dude, you’ll just have to keep wishing to magically de-age John Elway by 30-ish years.

Curious Yellow?

Oh, you can call him “Ray,” or you can call him “Jay,” or you can call him “Johnny”....

Ford does a very good business with those upjumped Explorers, working with law enforcement at every stage of development to make sure the details were right.

Just the thing if you’re always huntin’ fur th’ guzzoline.

At unnamed foreign port where US Navy vessels regularly stop for shore leave....

Only until Spider-Man stopped pulling his punches, took off his mask and gave Fisk an in-prison beatdown for the ages.

Can none of y’all spell her first name right?

You mean the attendant who committed assault by slapping the phone out of the man’s hand. Recording that conversation does not violate of federal law. You can even record a conversation while in “airplane mode” if you want to make that a thing.

That’s all well and good, but as a passenger I have the right to be able to TRUST that the FAs are looking out for the safety of ALL passengers. Those two broke that trust for me, and I would refuse to fly with them on that basis.

The other FA attempting to slap the phone out of the man’s hand is assault. The contact between them and the phone falling to the deck constitutes battery. Full stop.

Serenity: A Firefly Movie...oh, wait.

Five is right out!

With the popularity of Dune right now, “Ben Folds Space” is right there.