Too classy. As soon as the new Congress is sworn in and Tulsi becomes a former Congresswoman, she’s headed to either OAN, Newsmax TV or — most likely because they’ll pay more for her — RT (Russian propaganda TV).

Birds check in, but they don’t check out.

That is up to the Michigan State House to decide, and since Republicans control that body it ain’t gonna happen — not so long as they have doctored evidence against a Detroit Democrat (an African-American woman, no less) they can wield like a bludgeon so that even more MAGA chuds can threaten her with lynching..

If lying is a negative, then lying about having lied is like a double-negative, i.e. back to positive.

Shameless will truly join the Showtime Hall of Fame if the final scene shows Lip and Ian at a logging camp in British Columbia.

Something like this happened with The Shield’s depiction of its uniformed LAPD officers in the Farmington precinct: Badge placement was reversed, along with other subtle changes to show these were actors on a scripted series, not actual police.

Last time I saw that “new” Opel Next font, my optometrist was holding a paddle over my right eye and asking me to read the letters on the far wall.

“Silent Majority” was coined for Dick Nixon in 1968, and it certainly meant “white people” then. So naturally the Trumpists brought it back.

Gen X is always left off the list. Always. That age cohort slips in through other categories, or not at all.

“Gandalf STOVE?”

In 2012, Grover Norquist was quite blunt: “Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become president of the United States. This is a change for Republicans: the House and Senate doing the work with the president signing bills. His job is to be captain of the team, to sign the legislation that…

Never mind that just this past summer the Supreme Court ruled that states had the right to replace any “faithless elector” with one who would vote as the state’s voters intended.

He’d tell you but that would be narcing.

2040?? Try 2024...at the latest. Even sooner if/when Ivanka runs for office.

But as the fighting in Nagorno-Karabakh proved, you DO bring drones to what the Armenians THOUGHT would be a tank battle.

The gravestone he stood over did read “DAVID BRUCE BANNER,” so there’s that....

“Why Yes, I am a Porsche owner” was exactly my rationalization for buying a ‘71 914 way back in 1988 when I was a young Army SPC working at the long-gone Letterman Army Medical Center (at the Presidio of San Francisco). It was fun, an improvement on the ‘66 Karmann Ghia I’d been driving around.

Only NOW?!

Right...and it’s Bronner’s CHRISTmas Wonderland. Thanks for playing, please turn in your Michigander card as you exit....

Just wait until Dune opens (2021? 2022?), when we can finally judge his portrayal of Paul Muad’Dib Atreides.