Never mind that just this past summer the Supreme Court ruled that states had the right to replace any “faithless elector” with one who would vote as the state’s voters intended.

He’d tell you but that would be narcing.

2040?? Try 2024...at the latest. Even sooner if/when Ivanka runs for office.

But as the fighting in Nagorno-Karabakh proved, you DO bring drones to what the Armenians THOUGHT would be a tank battle.

The gravestone he stood over did read “DAVID BRUCE BANNER,” so there’s that....

“Why Yes, I am a Porsche owner” was exactly my rationalization for buying a ‘71 914 way back in 1988 when I was a young Army SPC working at the long-gone Letterman Army Medical Center (at the Presidio of San Francisco). It was fun, an improvement on the ‘66 Karmann Ghia I’d been driving around.

Only NOW?!

Right...and it’s Bronner’s CHRISTmas Wonderland. Thanks for playing, please turn in your Michigander card as you exit....

Just wait until Dune opens (2021? 2022?), when we can finally judge his portrayal of Paul Muad’Dib Atreides.

Pinkeye is a known symptom. I’ve also heard those infected with COVID-19 attract black flies, but that couldn’t have happ - wait. 

“YOU! On the motorcycle! You two girls! Tell your friends!”

The fact that Marine One landed so close to the White House steps that the rotors were practically slapping the shrubbery - greatly shortening the president’s walking distance - was a dead giveaway. Compelling visual, but totally against standard protocol for Marine One’s takeoffs and landings.

Still the best-ever use of an air raid siren — those boys were on a Mission From God:

Without a legally-mandated “scarlet letter” -- preferably tattooed or branded on the face -- for adulterers and fornicators, there’s no way to immediately identify them.

Your Warhammer 40K Orks will be unstoppable.

He’d still be receiving the finest of Army medical care at Fort Leavenworth....

My first father-in-law died from an antibiotic-resistant staph infection contracted during a hospital stay for an otherwise safe procedure. That was 2003. Sh!t hasn’t improved for hospitalized older American males since then.

Right. It’s not like FDR was actively spreading polio to everyone who helped hide his impaired ability to walk. Plus he was motivated to project health and vitality by trivialities like overcoming the Great Depression and winning World War II.

But the aliens themselves are scavengers, planetary strip miners if you will. They’re described as not being innovative, so it’s likely their own technology was stolen from an earlier victim species — and they never needed to develop it further except in quantity and scale.

“You didn’t go to Delaware State ha ha ha don’t talk to ME about ‘smart.’”