That Orange was in the BACK seat! Stupid 26-year-old sticker makers.....

So THAT’s how Sergio Marchione died!!

I’m gonna go with brilliant marketing and publicity move. That white Bronco was the innocent victim!

That’s like a whole episode of “Mixed-ish” right there. Assuming you want your past pain mined for laffs.

Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey was a spoof of and homage to Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy.

I’d like to see some of his Black “friends” actively work hard as fuck to miss blocking a blitz.

By the time I was there (1990-92), the fort had greatly improved (and got still better when the Army turned it into a Training Center, the forest/swamp version of Fort Irwin, CA).

With aftermarket steam-powered catapults!

As I always say to the “Outlaw Flag Burning!” types: You cannot burn or desecrate THE Flag; you can only do that to A flag. THE Flag is more than big enough to take a few hits. The power of the symbol is exactly why burning A flag is protected speech.

That flag did NOT consent!

As a former troop, it’s awkward AF for me to stand up and sorta half-wave when the stadium PA announces it’s time to “thank the troops.” Shit, I was in PUBLIC AFFAIRS for eight years, missing every conflict that happened during my time. Closest I ever got to Iraq was Fort Polk, Louisiana. Thank the men and women who…

“Stand Your Ground” laws (not so much in NYC, but still)?

Is that the monthly meeting of Confederated Karens of America, NYC Chapter?

“...to the best of my ability...” is the loophole here.

That truck moved at least two FEET after impact — “relatively low speed” my azz.

Why is no one mentioning that the truck’s driver was standing there, waving at the oncoming Tesla? Did the radars and cameras also miss the unexpected pedestrian, too?

Maybe when the human sees the truck’s driver 100 meters in front of the flipped truck, waving his hands frantically?

“Marlboro Reds, [White Privilege] and Pabst Blue Ribbon.”

It’s either eternal jail or an arrow to the knee. Both will end your adventuring career.

I finally get the appeal of the transparent General Products hulls used throughout Larry Niven’s “Known Space” series.