That truck moved at least two FEET after impact — “relatively low speed” my azz.

Why is no one mentioning that the truck’s driver was standing there, waving at the oncoming Tesla? Did the radars and cameras also miss the unexpected pedestrian, too?

Maybe when the human sees the truck’s driver 100 meters in front of the flipped truck, waving his hands frantically?

Africanized bees never made it as far as Washington and British Columbia, right? Maybe that’s the answer....

That’s where we stop the murder hornets -- at the border checkpoints. I mean, how many of them have valid passports?

“Marlboro Reds, [White Privilege] and Pabst Blue Ribbon.”

It’s either eternal jail or an arrow to the knee. Both will end your adventuring career.

Tradition!

Alia was exposed to the Water of Life in utero, and thus was born a Reverend Mother. “Abomination” is unkind, but very apt.

The funny part is he walked right into that one.

Slaves and prisoners are hella cheap and just as expendable. In three generations or so the survivors become Belters, with their own language and simmering hatred of the Inners. Beltalowda, sa sa ke?

I finally get the appeal of the transparent General Products hulls used throughout Larry Niven’s “Known Space” series.

Any day I’m reminded of Tom Lehrer is markedly improved. Take your star!

Neil Gaiman made that observation back in the 1990s, with the result being American Gods.

Maybe they assumed there’d be backlash (maybe a boycott) by easily-outraged evangelicals?

Couldn’t help but notice that, after mowing the lawn, a sweaty and manly-feeling Bill comes to Mia’s door, clearly hoping she might invite him inside. Mia doesn’t take the hint (though she surely saw it), and Bill goes back home. Then later, at the party, Mark takes Bill aside and “jokes” about Elena “allowing” Mia to…

If it’s September 1997, then Buffy the Vampire Slayer has just started Season 2. But it sure sounds like Lexie and her friend are discussing the Season 3 premiere, where Buffy had quit the Slayer life and was hiding in LA.

Reilly’s the ringleader, the one who happens to run prostitutes nearby...and also the only one with a name and more than one line.

Brad Garrett’s mob boss is clearly describing what happened in the opening scene after he brings Michener face-to-face with the traitor in his gang — strung up like a fish — who engineered the massacre and then diverted the guns intended for Palestine to the LA Nazis.

“Now the fake history is talking about this guy ‘Peer-us’ or ‘Pyre-us.’ Total. Loser!”