Unlike when Riker fell in love with a holodeck simulation called Minuet (installed as a trap by the Bynars to keep him occupied)?

The sniper may have been using exactly those bullets, considering their effect.

It’s “Taito”, not “Tatio.”

Mayhem already IS a New God.

Which Season One covered by introducing the new-and-improved Vulcan, an Old God seduced by the New to be their God of Firepower. I hope they can bring back Corbin Bernsen — surely Americans’ belief in guns is strong enough to overcome a simple decapitation/incineration, right?

Much like the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose. The recent movie with Helen Mirren(!) tried hard to capture the weirdness — I’d love to see what American Gods would make of the place.

Simple answer: Walt Disney was a harbinger for the New Gods, and Disneyland/Disney World are shrines to them — a soulless collaboration between Mr. World and previous incarnations of Media and Technology (now Technical Boy). No wonder Mr. Wednesday tries to casually dismiss Disney’s work. Yes, there’s “magic” in the…

Richard Nixon’s Ghost gives you a star for that.

I think the main point here was gaining admittance, not any kind of scholarships. Pretending to be an athlete is good enough for the first, but actual athletic scholarships are a whole different animal, and fraud there can and has brought down the NCAA’s wrath.

The “Eater Bunny?” Thanks for fueling tonight’s nightmare.

I’m just shocked, SHOCKED, that no one was bribing coaches and paying off fraudsters to get their spoiled, unqualified spawn into the University of Illinois.

My wife commented, and I quickly concurred, that the music as the Orville passed through the Kaylon megacity was very much like the very first Star Trek movie, when the Enterprise explored the interior of V’ger. I actually suspected the episode’s “twist” would be that the entire Kaylon race descended from an old Earth…

Imminent monoxide poisoning at least explains why Debbie didn’t think of taking off her pants on her own. Her being a welder was irrelevant at that moment.

She’s living up to Daryl’s original name for her, back at the prison.

Total immersion 24/7 is the only way it works. Which is why it never would.

From the river water he drank after his pack got walker-slimed.

What if Northam was the one who took the picture? Then he’s technically not lying about that one thing (just being disingenuous AF), and it kinda explains why it would still appear on his yearbook page next to his name — like a photo byline. Still racist to have had ANY part of such a picture, and he still needs to…

On the other hand, no one wants to be defeated....

And “Ben” was an early Michael Jackson song! Once again, time is proven to be a flat, racist circle.

Either he never watched Enterprise or couldn’t see past Phlox’s prosthetics, which is funny considering the prosthetics-heavy show we’re discussing.