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“Hey...was that my Butterglider?”

The Monarch may only be a Level 6 now, but his laugh will always be Level 10-plus.

On that last part, we now know what happened to all the other H.e.L.P.E.R. robots...Dr. Z corrupted them in an arching attempt.

Wasn’t there a brief shot during the montage where Tilda was inhaling nightshade fumes, like Bushmaster minus the obeah?

Tyler Perry’s Madea vs. the MCU” just got greenlit.

In their fight, Cockroach landed a solid kick right to the ‘nards. Bulletproof skin or no, Luke should have felt that.

Sure looked to me like Bushmaster’s herbal cocktail plus nightshade, ritually burned and inhaled, had a LOT in common with the “heart-shaped herb” ritually burned and inhaled by the ruler of Wakanda. So yep, herbal remedies = superpowers in the MCU.

Now I know why Murderface (from “Metalocalypse”) named his doomed-to-fail solo project “Planet Piss.”

I know Tiamat is from Babylonian mythology, but I still envision a five-headed queen bitch dragon-goddess.

And she knows how to take UN Marine’s nightstick to the face without flinching. Anna has layers.

“Challenge accepted.” ~ Neil Degrasse Tyson

“Dipshit Executive” = Lebron James.

Hardwick freely admits that the “Singled Out” era was a blur of alcoholism and assholery. He seemed to be one of those who went sober by becoming a workaholic instead.

A lot to say about Weinstein, but when the #MeToo wave hit comedy — Louis CK, Aziz Ansari, and especially longtime friend T.J. Miller — Hardwick went silent.

Tilly and “Melba” ran in the same social circles back in the day, so “Melba” was triggered by hearing her distinctive laugh, followed by her abrupt exit from the room before she could be recognized.

Mayhem slots right in with the other New Gods, doesn’t he?

Nick Fury had one very specific 1990s-vintage pager.

If you watch it on Amazon or Netflix, she does.

“What do they think they’re going to replace it with that’s cheaper and wholly-owned by NBC/Universal?”

Think it’s just Clarke’s Law. Isaac Asimov had a Third Law (of Robotics).