...wouldn't be tipping for the meal and apologized nicely to the server for that.

Haha, you failed the minute you started to compose your post here to defend yourself. And fuck off with your groupon.

you're a swine. Until you behave like a human, you aren't allowed to participate in civil society. Don't go to restaurants if you're going to rob (and that's what it is) the staff.

You used a damn Groupon at a nice restaurant and treated people like garbage at their job. That's pretty much all I'll ever need to know about how vile of a person you are.

hey pinkham: be satisfied with your pathetic life cause being a server is all that you will amount to.

Dead I am dead you killed me I can't stop laughing

She said there was manager.

Notice that the author, you know, writes for a living now so he doesn't have to deal with walking piles of watery diarrhea like yourself anymore as customers.

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please?

There's so much to love about your comment, but this is my favorite part:

I didn't know you were BFFs with Guy Fieri!

I'm just...gonna leave these here...

lol this guy made an effort to find out who is talking about what an asshole he is so he can tell them how wrong they are about how much they think he's an asshole.

No kidding, friend!

As someone who spent many years in the restaurant industry, I can tell you that on-duty managers frequently leave during slow times. They bank, they pick up supplies, they go to the dentist. The fact you characterize this as a "lie" says far more about you than anyone else. As does most of your story.

Hahahaha, you're a walking hemorrhoid.

Congrats on proving the author absolutely correct. You are a rather nasty piece of work, aren't you?

Tell me again how simple it is to just tell a guy no. When someone literally has to fake their death to get rid of you, maybe its time to reevaluate your life. She's nicer than me because I would've been all " I faked my death to get away from a Stage 5 clinger like you!"

NOT MAD.