This is bizarre.

Perfect.

"One of the chillest parts of being alive is how some people are considered inherently more valuable than other people. The most valuable, of course, are celebrities, i.e. human beings with symmetrical faces who appear on camera and recite words for too much money. Every now and then, we normal peasants gets the…

Never had it get to this point, thankfully, but what we see here is an escape tactic to which my sister and I refer as "out-crazying," where the object of one's unrequited affection must convince the other party that they are actually insane in order for their disinterest to be taken seriously.

I cannot with this fellow anymore; I commend you, friend.

Oh no no, this is definitely that man. I wasn't sure at first, but his pictures and nonsensical capitalization are an undeniable match.

Brilliant.

You remind me of one of those terrible people who comes in to New Orleans from surrounding Bumblefuck with a Groupon for a nice restaurant that you would never be able to afford otherwise and then act like you co-own the place except conveniently fail to read the part where Groupon insists that you tip as if you paid…

That. That is the period at the end of every thought over which I've mulled regarding this.

Listen. Anything's better than Bumblefuck.

All the stars to you, ma'am. All of them.

Nailed it.

Yeah, to be fair I'm not sure how you gleaned that from his post. I understood him to be suggesting that it isn't productive to automatically discount voices not belonging to the subject group by that virtue alone.

SCIENCE, you say?!

"Almost important," huh?

Winner.

Totally fair, they are rather odd...

Actually, I find it rather fitting—almost symbolic, really, especially with her being partially submerged and obviously topless. Without going too in-depth, it gives me the impression of a shameless "fuck you." Lawrence shouldn't be compelled to apologize for her nudity—in fact, those who exploited ANY photographs of…