helpthewretched
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helpthewretched

I think they’re referring to the fact that games often release in a shitty state instead of the relatively clean state that they released in the pre-digital age

Or do, at least once because it’s so damn funny.

The issue isn’t the animation style, it’s the tone. Even the brightest Zelda entries have dark undercurrents of loss and ruin. Most Zelda’s are more on the nose about it.

However you felt about The Super Mario Bros Movie… yeah, Illumination and Legend of Zelda seems like an odd-ass fit.

What's this from?

Dang, that’s not just Link going “I’m doing what is necessary to complete my goal,” that’s “I am nailing this and you should all take a minute to recognise.”

Thought Link became a Trans Icon in Breath of the Wild after wearing the Gerudo outfit.

For the love of Kami and all things Japanese, PLEASE make the next game a classic Zelda game with a linear story and dungeons with hookshots and boomerangs and the like.

AFAIK the sound files are actually identical, the diff is the Switch has more memory and better audio processing hardware so it can basically “provide a richer soundscape”, as Nintendo puts it.

I would argue the worst part of Skyward Sword was the obnoxious padding.

Lets include some that aren’t on here:

Links Awakening:
Best - The whole experience...
Worst - ...though some bosses were lack luster - that angler fish anyone?

Oracle of Ages:
Best - Use of time as a puzzle solving mechanic before it was cool
Worst - honestly, as a kid - the required dance minigame was the worst

Oracle of

The biggest issue with ocaraina of time is that ALL the combat revolves around Z-targeting and waiting. You are always a reactive participant against harder foes so it just amounts to waiting for the attack and attacking in the window after their attack. The best part of the game is the iron knuckle fights because it

Man, just from the title I was expecting a haughty mic-drop kinda peacing out, but the video makes it look more like a “thx for the games fam, brb ima go and decompress for a sec”

Military virtue signaling is a hallmark of conservative bullshit. They don’t actually give a flying fuck about veterans.

I was always under the impression that shiek was more ‘complete’ as a disguise through triforce magic so I can guess how details can be muddled.

From my understanding it involved characters that in earlier works were described and named as one gender identity then was written as their new gender in later works. i.e. Sheik

As I say to every humorless scold with this tired old trotted out position: object permanence is real. This shitty movie no one asked for except the built-in fringe base is going to play only to that base.

The fact you imply that sexuality is a choice in your first paragraph says all we need to know about you and your beliefs. 

My dude it’s pretty simple.

How are you any better?”

Easily. Being homophobic and criticizing someone for being homophobic are not equal.