Runnin' round the house with a pickle in his mouth.

This article took me on a pretty wild ride. I’ve been a pretty committed Caroline snarker over the past 4-6 months - checking in on the weird subreddit they have for her and participating in multiple Caroline themed group chats with IRL friend - but I have to say I’m nope-ing the fuck out after this article. I went in…

As a person who follows the NFL, I will just say that this might not be the path you want to go down.

This news truly shocks the conscience.

My friend, we had the exact same take on AD as on this, and I encourage you to go back and re-read the post(s) that you’re either misunderstanding or willfully misrepresenting.

Way to typecast yourself Noah. Now you’re only going to get roles as the guy who throws things.

Jesus Christ people, gift baskets are a form of charity. Get over it.

potential trade candidates

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

the guys weren’t even that nice

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

I keep oscillating back and forth between “It’s gotta be Jerry” and “No it can’t be Jerry that’s way too obvious”

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

Many in Ireland have long supported Palestine due to the parallels the Irish saw between their own fight against Britain and the Palestinian fight against Israel. Many Irish Republicans adopted the Palestinian flag to show their solidarity with Palestine. In response, many Loyalists adopted Israel’s flag (which is…