phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

With those people I like to tell them the plots of my favorite 30 Rock episodes in excruciating detail.

What would really make Twitter great is if someone on there could make a joke about that gorilla at that zoo who was shot a few months ago. Has anyone done this yet?

Wins Above Resurrection

My shirt was wrinkled until my wife ironic it.

THOSE ARE DIGIMON!

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Air Seinfelds

The White Walkers

1. Delete all tweets.

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

Hitler never had a daughter. Makes you think.

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

1. Change things.

Lil' B?