I think that if they insist on continuing this franchise even further, they need to do a Halloween 3 again and just say “Michael Myers story is over, here’s a different story set around Halloween”. Like Halloween 2 didn’t live up to its predecessor, but it at least ended the Myers story (which is why it got…

I totaled it up and it’s about 2095 calories.  For comparison, you can get 1 optimized “My Cravings Box” for 1550 calories for $5 and a $2 burrito from the value menu for 420-620 calories.

I can make way more pasta than I want to eat at home for less than $20 and it’s going to be way better than Olive Garden.

I like all of these pies except Pecan.

If you need salsa as an ingredient for something else (like red rice) the Chi-Chi’s medium salsa is like the quintessence of medium salsa. Obviously not the best salsa, but it’s well-balanced, has good texture, and tastes like the “medium salsa” in Plato’s realm of the Forms tastes.

I mean, I’m already rooting for Bowser (AND Donkey Kong) to best Mario in that movie which is actually coming out...

It feels like a fundamental problem is that if I see “Spirit Halloween: The Movie” part of me sees “well, that’s and ad for Spirit Halloween- they want you to associate the fun of the movie with the store they want you to go to.” It’s not that I’m not interested in watching ads, but I’m not going to go to a place and…

I installed apps for places I go to like every week (e.g. my local grocery store) but will not be tempted to install an app for hopes a free thing at a place I go to less than once a month.

Couldn’t you replicate approximately the same thing with a steel cup and an immersion blender?

Hot Giardinera is an elite pizza topping, but I refuse to believe that Lou Malnati’s is not a joke about a pizza joint that’s an obvious front for the Illuminati.

I’ve had good caviar, but I cannot for the life of me imagine caviar making a $99 difference in a meal.

There may be no place on earth more aggressively air conditioned than this particular corner of the Mojave.  Vegas really wants you to forget that you’re in a desert.

For thousands of years of human history, have we not yet come to understand that the best way to get someone to not enjoy doing something is to require them to do that thing for their job?

Tacos are a truly deranged choice for the technical challenge.

Yeah, Jack Black sounds fantastic as Bowser (and is inspired casting when you consider that Jack Black is simply more talented than Chris Pratt, and could have done every single Pratt role if he were 10 years younger). From what we’ve seen though, hundreds of voice actors could have done this version of Mario just as w…

I mean, the previous version of Skyrim ran fine on the Switch and “It’s neat to play it on a handheld!” is like the best reason to be playing Skyrim in 2022.  The Anniversary Edition is basically just “we added all the Creator’s Club Content” right?

What are the odds a better deal on a kindle comes around during Amazon’s Fall Prime Day thing next week?

What are the odds a better deal on a kindle comes around during Amazon’s Fall Prime Day thing next week?

I confess, the only thing I really know about Pete Davidson is “he was in the good Suicide Squad movie” so these ads are just kind of confusing.

People just can’t get enough of “Grimace with more eyes than Grimace normally has” I guess.

It really feels like the reasonable compromise is that the rookie will pay for your entrees, appetizers, and desserts but you’re on your own for drinks. Since that Lane Johnson receipt is like $1,700 for actual food and about $15,000+ worth of drinks. $1,700 is a lot of money for a normal receipt, but we’re talking…