I knew a dog once that ate a cactus I was growing as a houseplant.  Not one of those fuzzy cactuses either, full on spines.  Dogs are weird.

I was under the impression that a cat can have little a salami, but a dog should not because of the sodium content.

I confess, I clicked on this thinking I was going to get an obituary for a cat actor.

I’m not aware of anything ever being in the clipboard of my phone.

I’m curious what precise data Beijing could harvest from my phone that would be any use to anyone.  They want to know what podcasts I’m listening to or which grocery stores apps I have installed?

I consider Episode 9 to be worse than the Holiday Special.

If Solo being mediocre got three movies cancelled, I wonder what "Episode 9 being the worst movie in the entire franchise including the prequels” got cancelled.

I mean, pork shoulder is still a bargain at $1-$2 a pound. I can smoke an 8 pound one overnight and feed like 18 people if someone else brings buns. I’m sort of uncomfortable not doing everything when I’m hosting people, but that’s probably a me problem.

Given the choice, I'd rather have a loose meat sandwich.  Sloppy Joes are usually sweet to an off-putting degree.

I really wonder how much of how I never actually noticed the queerness of WWDitS is how a standard vampire portrayal is that they are seductive, but what they are after is more carnage than carnal. I mean, the Vampires in WWDitS are absolutely sexual creatures, but I also really wouldn’t have batted an eye if any…

The real test would be - can I allow it to let my dog through, but not my cat (because cats should never be allowed outside unsupervised under any condition).

I’m still sort of disappointed that number 5 didn’t give Viktor shit a la “You know, in Russian the -a suffix is just a diminutive, so Vanya is a man’s name- derived from Ivan. After all the most famous Vanya in the world was an uncle” but I get why they didn’t. 

I’m just done with Star Wars.

Vault 11 is probably the worst one once you actually figure out what's going on here.  Like the fact all of the survivors (except one perhaps) killed themselves once they recognized what they had done makes you think the ones who just sacrificially got murdered by robots were the lucky ones.

Nobody would really want to do it. If Lunch is $10, you don’t want to spend $10 worth of Crypto on it when that could be worth $20 in an hour. Correspondingly, the business isn’t going to want to take your $10 worth of Crypto when it could be worth $2 in an hour. This is the exact reason Steam stopped taking bitcoin-…

The main difference between this and other previous gaming fads that came and went is that things like motion controls, 3D, custom controllers for just one game, etc. the Web3 stuff actually makes for worse games.  I hope it goes away ASAP.

Just order a Corpse Reviver no. 2.  It’s a classic brunch cocktail you can pass off as manly I guess.

He should team up with the newspaper kid from Better Off Dead.

Chris Pratt sucks, but casting him as Mario does make Jack Black’s casting as Bowser genius, since there’s no role Chris Pratt has had that Jack Black wouldn’t have done a better job with.

There should be no stigma for the teddy bear honey. They sell those teddy bear containers for beekeepers to put their minimally processed honey in too. They’re generally not as good as the glass jars, but if you’re going to give honey away (my beekeeping brother has some 60 lbs of frames in his chest freezer at last…