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The Boss Fights are definitely the weak point in the game.  They sort of trick you with the first one where once Bebop crashes into the side of the screen he’s stunned long enough for you to get a combo in, but none of the rest of the bosses have clearly signposted “attack me now” patterns.

I liken it to when the big jugs of peanut oil are labeled “cholesterol free” as that’s the only positive thing they can find to say about it healthwise is “peanuts are not animals.” 

They made three Planet of the Apes movies in continuity after they blew up the earth in BENEATH.

Generally, do not take investment advice from the very rich that is not "to start off, inherit a whole bunch of money from your parents."

There are basically no allegations of wrongdoing that I would not at least entertain as plausible about this man.  Whatever the opposite of "Benefit of the Doubt" is, Vincent K. McMahon has it.

I usually only look at the expiration date when the milk smells off. Except when I’m at the store and there are two rows of the same milk with different expiration dates I’ll get the one that’s got a later one.

But every time I order a hotdog I expect to get a sandwich. If they just provided the sausage sans bun (which is technically a hotdog) I would complain.

BK seems convinced that noticing "hey, cheese melts!" gives them ability to charge a premium for a sandwich.

I believe that it's possible the team did not consider "would it look bad if the name of one of our internal tools were juxtaposed with something and this was visible to the public" but that's a thing that you absolutely should consider.

The Last of Us was not a game I wanted to play a second time.

Like the only reality/competition television shows I am convinced are actually entirely positive are the British Baking Show and Forged in Fire, which involve people attempting difficult things in a supportive environment where mistakes are learning experiences and no one blames you and even your competitors wants you

I feel like the way you make this work artistically is to make the actual show conspicuously less exploitative, demeaning, and cruel than your average reality/game show, since then you can make the point of the original show clear by juxtaposition.

Ultimately the thing that would be most true to the spirit of “The Joker” is to make the unnecessary sequel in a way that is laser targeted to annoy the people who really liked the first film. Make it a fully sung through musical, set it in the CATS cinematic universe, put several whole scenes in unsubtitled Italian,

The color of the sauce for the “Flamin’ Hot” Cheetos Mac and Cheese is not unlike what might come out of your nose if you sneeze with a bloody noise.

Is the Crypto.com Arena going to last longer than Enron Field?

Most of Skyrim’s many caves or dungeons were not very interesting barring a specific piece of loot you could find there (e.g. hunting down skill books) or a quest linked to it. There were endless procedural quests in the game but I don’t know if anyone enjoyed them beyond “it’s something to do and I like being in this

While I wouldn't turn my nose up at fish ice cream, as someone with a serious shellfish allergy I don't want to endorse "putting crab where it's not expected."

The Flamin’ Hot MTN DEW was actually really good though. It was just a ginger-lime Dew, probably one of the top 5 best variant flavors they have done.

The Necromancer was my favorite class in Diablo 2, the non-Civilization game I probably have the most hours in over my lifetime.  But I bounced pretty hard off of Diablo 3, and with ActiBlizz being a truly execrable company I’m not sure if I’m even interested in Diablo 4.  I think I’ll skip it entirely if they try to

Making this a slide show instead of an article prevents you from clearly indicating “here are the 6 that work, and here are the 4 that don’t.”  Like in an article you could just do headers.