Is it just soda or is anything you drink with artifical sweeteners in it straight up poison?  Like the “lower calorie cranberry juice” or “those water enhancers like Mio.”

Since you can make any cheese into a liquid with sodium citrate and a little liquid for thinning, I wonder how much they will have thinned the cheese and with what (water, probably).

I’ve never had alcoholic gelatin, but I’m wondering if you could try to do replicate entire cocktails in jell-o form. You’d have to be careful about things that prevent gelatin from setting (like ginger, pineapple, mango, guava, and papaya), but since most 9/10 cocktails are simply “a base spirit, a sour/bitter…

I’m just happy that cabbage was on the Uber Eats list for predicted 2020 trends five times.

All art is art, and it all means something to someone. Even the most cynical of products had someone working on it that really believed in it. The interesting thing is that games seems to function differently than movies or music here. Everybody eventually finds themselves with a half-dozen or more movies that they lov…

It feels like “steak tartare” as a concept is only really defensible since it’s served exclusively at high-end restaurants that take hygiene very seriously, uses cuts of meat sourced from reliable butchers, and is freshly minced so the outside of the meat (where the e. coli lives) doesn’t have a lot of time to set up…

Happy I wasn’t the only person who loved “Dispatches from Elsewhere”.

The moral of the story is once again: There’s no need to preorder games.

Why does gaming even need a “best game direction” award? In the history of the VGA, since they added the “best game direction” award the winner of the overall GotY award also won the best game direction every time except 2019. 2019 splitting the award was probably a function of “Hideo Kojima made a game, and we’ve…

I’ve definitely bought two different products with “cream” and “coconut” on the label at the same store, one of which was extremely sweet... one of which was barely sweet.  Probably safer to go with the less sweet one since it’s hard to make something less sweet, but “more sweet” is doable.

I just want to be sure that the “ cream of coconut milk” is *not* the super sweet stuff that people mostly only buy for piña coladas, right?

The secret to raw eggnog is “let the alcohol kill all the bugs in your eggs.” What I do is, on December 3rd, mix together a dozen eggs with 1.5 cups of sugar and like 2 1/3 cups of whatever mix of 80 proof alcohols you like (bourbon, rum, brandy, w/e). Then let that age in the fridge for 3 weeks, shaking it…

There seems to be a large number of people in this hobby who have not encountered “people like a thing more/less than you do” in a wide enough variety of contexts that this becomes normal.

Machine God Shepard is the best ending.  Damnit, I promised Liara “lots of little blue children” and we’re going to find a way.  Sure, this is an unreasonable amount of power to invest in one person, but this person is the player character and I can thus trust them.

Yeah, the trick is to include lots of little details that could serve as evidence for a specific outcome, but don’t completely rule out the other potential outcomes. Since people are going to read it as “the thing that happened in my game is the thing that happened” that way.

I’m reasonably certain they won’t canonize any ending of ME3 (except for the defiance ending, which is stupid and out of character for Shepard). You just set the game far enough in the future (Liara’s got another ~900 years in her) and the three endings kind of converge. I mean “there’s a dead reaper” doesn’t mean…

“But to penalize a game made by lots of those people affected by crunch is dumb.”

Blaseball was robbed.  Hades would have been acceptable, but nothing else was.

I’m not signing up for Disney Plus until we get 10 new Muppet shows.

Tevinter looked cool, and I’m always glad to hang out with Varric at least.