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I feel like people who say shit like this have literally never listened to a Taylor song beyond her singles and what the media says about her. I mean, even putting aside the idea that it’s someone remarkable that a musician writes about relationships (it’s not, except when it’s a woman, apparently?) the majority of

The only person who used the word “woke” is the author of that article, Taylor Swift never said it. She posted a picture of herself on July 4th in a black shirt and the author is offended by an imagined overuse of red white and blue. Many people celebrate July 4th who are not oppressors. She voted and didn’t say who

What faux feminism? Seems to me all she ever did was put forth an image of someone who has a big group of friends and they’re all successful and presumably don’t take any shit from dudes or at least try not to depend on them. Maybe that’s her actual personality. It’s fair to say that part of her personality/images

Guess who did get priority? The gold members of United travel program.

I’ve just recently discovered that...Harry Styles is really hot. It’s the first time I’ve ever felt attracted to someone younger than me and it makes me feel dirty. Also, I like this song and am really looking forward to Dunkirk.

You are my kind of people. I also obtained all of my Dawson’s Creek knowledge from Don’t Trust the B. I miss that damn show.

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

In Soviet Russia, money launders you.

Wanting to fuck people in uncomfortable spaces is nothing to joke about!

I like Ben. I’m not sure why he gets so much shit. Then again, I don’t need to deal with him in real life so.......?

I seem to be in the minority here but I didn’t hate Ben as Batman. The movie was horrible but Ben himself did okay considering the material and terrible dialogue he had to deal with.

I’m so glad this is coming back next month. I need this.

Cambridge is the 4th ranked university in the world. A double first at Cambridge is quite a long way from being a ‘B’ grade...

They’re a pain in the ass to iron, they make big breasts look bigger and they’re awkward under a jacket.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Since River’s Edge!

Also for having a good enough sense of humor about himself to voice a kitten named after him in a movie named after the kitten! That was an absolutely delightful surprise.

And eternally hot, at least to this child of the ‘80s/’90s. WHEN is that Bill & Ted sequel going to happen?

Bannon would just keep writing them.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.