Cold shoulder garments are horrific. They AGE the wearer so badly. Either bandeau, sleeveless, sleeves or GTFH

Reading the comments I have concluded the following. Y’all know shit about gin. Speak to one of us Brits for the lowdown. Cheers!

True dat. Because if there’s one thing the Hairy Cheeto isn’t its self aware. He lacks an iota of humility.

After the fantastic success of #metoo and #timesup can we try a way of raising awareness to idiotic backward twunts like this one and the brain haemorrhage decisions that keep them in the field being twunts?

They obviously had a brain tumour for breakfast.

I can see your comment but I’m fearful no-one can see mine anymore and I’m now in the grey wasteland.

She has made a fantastic video that’s chock full of sly digs and references to all the times she was analysed and discussed on the internet.

Yes. There is a songwriting credit for it.

I was approved once too. Halcyon times.

I think the full statement needs examination by Judge Kara. It (IMHO) practically oozes shade from every paragraph.

They say if you marry for money you end up earning every cent...

Yeah. If your PowerPoint has text less than 40p you might as well hand out and not be there. Because nobody got eyes for that shit.

Oh my. This looks intriguing.

See this is why overconfident young people with no experience should occasionally be slapped the fuck down.

Apparently he actually said “I caught the (insert very bad c word that offends people so I won’t type it out but you know which one I mean)“

A woman who marries for money earns every cent.

Pre surgery, bleach and glam-squad Ivanka is the spit of my ex-husbands new girlfriend who he left me for and spent all my money on.

May I attend? I’ll bring wine, cheese and biscuits.

Erm are you me?

In the book Jane reads a brochure in the hotel room that “Sexton” is looking at real estate by the beach and is planning to move him and his pregnant wife there. So that’s why she happens upon moving there herself - to find him (albeit it six years later - the assumption is she needs that long to get out of the…