I really want to admit that I would let Ben Affleck do all of the things to me in that snowy sweater with all the grey hair he’s letting into his life, but I don’t want to be shamed. *sweats nervously*

peeing

Or Helena Bonham Carter, who actually did a pretty good interpretation of the Burton years.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Would 100% bang the shit out of Mark Wahlberg. The Departed almost made me pass out from hotness (minus Jack Nicholson obviously, though I do just love how he’s such a badass even at his age).

The Departed brought out the best in all of them. Fantastic movie.

lol, k.

I can’t see Ben Affleck’s Live By Night costume...

With the exception of the odd serial killer and their super secret murder dungeon, most cruel people find it even more satisfying with an audience. We’ve always been like this, it’s just that now technology has opened up the potential audience like whoa.

Yes— that kind of fraud is TOTALLY epidemic. But these people have no qualms about committing it. If I were someone who relied on a real service animal to get around in public (including restaurants & transit), I would absolutely go on the warpath against these fraudsters. They’re really ruining it for everyone else.

“She trades in that type of humor.”

What type of humor? “Cool girl” type of humor? Have you ever even seen either the show or the stand up? The show explicitly makes fun of the cool girl fantasy, like when Schumer plays a woman who tries to pretend to be both a virgin and “sex nazi” because that’s what her new…

It’s Friday, I’m barely working, and I have the time and the thick skin needed to throw out this statement:

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

But what does it mean to be “dignified” and why is okay to police behaviour and sexuality of those who are X age? Why should she uphold societal expectations and definitions of dignity instead of resisting and doing what she chooses? Why was Prince’s sexuality always a positive and not hers?

Technically she is correct. She is an icon herself and a peer. I doubt that was shade since she knew the folks she named and respected their work. Perhaps she is just grateful that 2016 is almost over and she isn’t dead yet. Her career maybe but she is alive.

I feel like there are a lot of ways to be a feminist, but as a general rule, if your way involves “mean-spirited discussion of another woman’s aging face and body” then you’re probably doing it wrong

Thank you! Knew a guy who worked with him many times and Alan was calling producers, writers and everyone else at all hours of the night to complain about the script and everything else on every project. Screw him!

I forgot he likes his steak well done. Seriously, fuck this guy.

This is so hilariously untrue 0- so there were no gay men in the audience? Bwahahahaha.

Wesley Snipes is writing his debut novel, a supernatural thriller, in stores summer 2017.