I like her. People shit on her because she’s too earnest and tries too hard, but she fucking hustles and really does want people to like her.

Errr...Purple “Reign?”

Clinton just peacocked across the stage

Oooh, so good.

How is this patronizing?

i gave a loud american snort at this comment.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

Except for that MTV Movie Awards joke (which did come off as racist), aren’t those jokes all pretty self-deprecating? We’re laughing at her, because she’s expressing an opinion that we all generally agree is ridiculous and ignorant.

“I think the Man in Black is actually Arnold”

This will not end when the election is over but one of the very few things I am looking forward to is the Trump campaign’s version of “Game Change.”

OK, but does it have photos of Harry? What does he say about Harry? Is there an essay about Harry’s dimple? Otherwise, zzzzzz.

This maybe says something about me, but I liked Rachel and found her very sympathetic from the jump.

Look at me here stanning for Taylor Swift but here I go.

I’m sick of Kim Kardashian. Not like the normal “ugh! The U.K. gets real royalty and this is what we get? The Kardashians?” way. But in an I’m starting to hate a complete stranger way. She’s 35, married, has two kids, and I guess a media empire? At least that’s what I keep hearing. We all have a friend like Taylor…

I thought Taylor wore it better.

Tell us: how did it feel to get tossed out of the show last night?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

No. He’s lovely and charming and funny and the hotness. Also, Canadian.