Remember when Britney and Melissa Joan Hart were besties because Britney did the theme song? MTV had a whole special about it and everything.

I just turned 40 and tried making an Office Space joke to a bunch of teenagers the other day. Then I realized that was the exact moment I became too old to ever be cool again.

Taylor’s 10 Grammy’s would like to have a word with your 13 nominations and empty hands, Katy.

If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

This makes me so sad. It was great! It was anathema to the other comic book movies, and Ryan pretty-man-face was funny!

Wuuuuuuuuut. Deadpool was awesome. One of the best films to come out this year... I think this gif might be too fast. Im over it now though.

“...but looks a trillion times better than the self-satisfied frat-bro festival that was Deadpool...”

WHY? HOW? DEADPOOL WAS FUCKING AMAZIN!

I’m not a big Swifty but Beibs can seriously STFU

I unsarcastically love the House Bunny and think she is super cute. For what it’s worth, I vote Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt then Pine. I think you and me could be friends.

See, Hemsworth, Pine, and Evans are all higher on my quadrangle of lust.

Thor, Capt. America, New Kirk? The rest of the quadrangle?

I seem to be in the minority of Jez people who find Anna endearing. The podcast is lovely and she is really funny in the surprisingly good “Mom.”

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

Explanation:

Despite the concerted, ongoing, maddening efforts of Jezzie authors, in fact, Taylor Swift claims two distinct feminist fans native to the Jezebel comment boards.

as the premier tay fan, i was not pro adam and i am viciously pro tom.

i hope they fell hard for each other, had a discussion about the media because it’s something real and how to keep their privacy, and then instead were like lol what if we just fuck w them.

Cabinets full of women > binders full of women.