Please don’t. Bloat doesn’t equal a baby. That’s called having human digestion. Do you think every woman you see walking around with a round belly is up the duff? ‘Cause I've been looking four months pregnant for years.

Normally I’m not into celebrity relationship gossip, but I find the HiddleSwift relationship so fascinating, to the point where I went back and looked up his past flings to see how “beard-y” they are. Because their love and interactions seems awkward and sterile to the point where it feels like Hiddleston trying to…

You definitely need to listen along to the podcast then! Going episode by episode. It’s good.

Hey! Hey! Hey! As the go to for hosting potlucks in my circle, do not besmirch the level of effort required for that shit. It is a highly delicate dance my friend.

i am a hero on par with lady lyanna and captain america

I believe it, because it wasn’t an offensive comment and people need to get a life and stop looking for imaginary offences. If the guy who wrote the song war fine with it, people need to take that as a sign to chill the fuck out.

Originally the Jezebel article about it didn’t reference that it was a Sir-Mix-a-Lot line and so they’re still leaning hard into outrage that no one else feels.

Please explain how her saying “LA face with an Oakland booty” is offensive in any way. It’s definitely lame, but is the level for internet outrage really so low?

Errrr...wasn’t it a Jezebel writer (I’m forgetting which one) who wrote an entire post about this topic without any clue that BL was referencing the Sir Mix-a-lot song?

You are my favourite - the Mean Girls reference in Blank Space was the best!

bae be flawless soz

Yes.

I love her. It sounds like her relationship with Tig Notaro is ... complicated. But this is pure genius. Pure.fucking.genius.

Theory: Tswift spilled red wine all over her mom’s suede outfit and THiddles offered to give her the money to buy a replacement if she pretended to be his gf, so he can be popular and get the James Bond role.

I am 100% team TayTay on this. I mean hot damn girl, Get. It.

I wish I could get over and ex by getting under Tom too. Instead, i just took a year of my life drinking Trader Joe’s wine and eating excessive amounts of meat. She does a lot of things better than me, including breakups.

Whaaaat part of this look says “comfortable” & “summery” to you? The tight pencil skirt that is making my inner thighs chafe just looking at it? The heels that will smell like a hockey player’s jock strap after my sweaty feet walk one block in them? The black kimono long sleeved jacket?

“I stand behind you in line at the store with a smile on my face...and a gun under my shirt which I occasionally stroke and pet like I’m masturbating with it in public, and you are none the wiser, yet you are much less safer for having me next to you. I probably won’t shoot you. My gun won’t pull it’s own trigger. I…

This whole comment section is way too judgey for me.