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I don’t see the problem with what Anne posted. It’s basically what Jez has been doing for the last 48 hours in a convenient, smaller video file. This update included.

I would pay fancy dinner with George Clooney money for an episode of The People’s Couch with the Clintons watching House of Cards.

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:( just another reminder of how amazing Heath Ledger was. His greatest role will always be 10 Things I Hate About You, though.

So you liked Cochella before it was cool, huh?

I think we’re so used to the hardcore stuff now that a sweet little sex tape like this doesn’t do much for us. But I actually like how gentle they were with each other and how he went down on her too (that was the best part) and her cat watching them, bored, was hilarious! Plus, anytime it’s a celeb sex tape, it’s

I honestly wouldn’t mind a round or three with Reynolds. He’s handsome and funny and I liked Deadpool.

I know, right? I mean there’s an entire fucking family of them I can think of but god forbid we critique any of their behaviour for extreme narcissism.

Sorry, I just don’t agree. It is a sea of shade, like every single article they’ve ever written about her. They call her rude, insane, and imply repeatedly that she doesn’t give a fuck about her friend’s wedding because she’s too busy focusing on herself. I mean it ended on a line which sounds like it was taken

This seems like a total non-issue, given the picture you’ve included there from the bride’s instagram, which she’s unlikely to have posted if she was pissed about it.

Swift is super famous, super busy, and this interview probably took 20 minutes. If the bride didn’t give a fuck, why does anyone else? Also, as someone

I once got a UTI from a hot fling on a cruise ship and the British doctor told me I had “thrush” and I was convinced it was an exotic STD and was super bummed until the next time I got one and I googled what thrush actually is. So I relate to this song on a visceral level.

I would not be surprised AT ALL to discover Kylo Ren carved REY 4 EVA into his chest with his lightsaber.

I would happily pay $20 a month just to have access to US content!!!

‘This... stuff’? Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your phone and you select... I don’t know... that social media app, for instance because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your phone. But what you don’t know is that

My dad and I once got off of a plane together and there was a guy holding a limo type sign for “Mike Hunt”. There was a moment of indecision and then we both cracked up.

I’ve been watching 11.22.63. I guess it’s on my mind!

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I love her. I know that’s not the consensus on this site, but I think she’s awesome and hilarious and I’m so excited for this next season.