I have a disproportionate amount of Heigl-hate but man I love me some 27 Dresses.

I mean, being shitty to costars is not excusable but all she said about Knocked Up was that having the male characters portrayed as fun and lovable despite being immature manchildren while the women telling them to grow up were portrayed as shrill not-fun harpies was “kind of sexist,” which is true. And then she said…

Deal. On another topic, Captain Kirk up there wouldn’t happen to be a rescue would he? He looks suspiciously like my beloved son Dash.

Jesus, not this again.

I will legally change my name to Spike and I will sell all my earthly possessions and the bowl will be mine.

If you’re on a discussion forum for the TV show, and it hasn’t aired on the show yet, yes, it’s a spoiler.

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Colin Hanks is wonderful. So just think of it as a balance being maintained.

I can't do it. Everything I own inspires disdain and elation. I end up emptying the closet, putting two things in a box and falling asleep on the piles.

she got KonMarited by derelict

I often enjoy jezebel, but let me tell you, if you allow yourself to criticize anything jezebel does, the responses are agressive at worst and pseudo arrogant (sorry Kara, but not the first time seeing your “lol” to a perfectly fine criticism) at best

“we may get a small share of the sale when you purchase something through these channels”

I can imagine Kris’s crisis management book is 50% Rob

Yep, I love her. Girl You Don’t Need Makeup and the Friday Night Lights sketch are my favorite.

That’s an asshole comment that doesn’t take my point (or Fey’s point) into account at all. If you think a blank check cable sketch show is “enough” for the highest-achieving woman in comedy right now (compared to the resources given to men to make big, dumb movies) then you’re exactly the kind of person who’d ask Tina…

How have we gotten to the point where every celebrity has to say precisely the correct thing regarding every social ill? She’s funny and seemingly desires to be a good person. Is that not enough?

One of the biggest and most valid issues that people have with progressive liberalism in 2016 is there is absolutely no fucking margin of error ever. Ever. If you say one thing that can be construed as offensive (by people who spend all of their time parsing through each word and inflection of everything everyone says…

YES! Having Ryan Reynolds is like... Driving through a Yugo dealership in a Mazerati. There's nothing to see.

When you have Ryan Reynolds locked down, nothing else is really worth coveting.

well, gaga’s was hell of a lot more theatrical and she also did multiple songs. one can like both. doesn’t have to be one or the other.