Dammit.

Ahhh. This is what it means in my household.

As we used to say in college “Not only winners cross the finish line.” Sometimes you just need to get some strange, even it’s from that immature blonde lesbian who sings that one song you like (and then only if it’s the Skrillex and Diplo mix).

Hahaha. Does he give himself reasonable chub? (where is my reasonable chub gif?)

If he cared at all about the victim, he wouldn’t have held a press conference (for adult listeners only) that began with lies about how loud her screaming was. He made her rape (if there ever was really a rape) into a sexy and exciting drama, and he smiled while he announced it. Why isn’t he in prison yet?

I 1000% agree. Some friends and I watched the movie last weekend in honor of Bowie and they were each 4 and 8 years younger than me. They had seen The Dark Crystal and I guess thought it would be the same. A couple of them really thought The Labyrinth was so scary — almost on the level of Pan’s Labyrinth scary. I…

The sad part is he may be right.

I love Jezebel, I’m a Canadian, and I identify as a feminist. I was wondering, have you read the 75 pages of court proceedings that are available online? I’m part way thought it and it doesn’t seem so cut and dry like this article seems to make it out to be. I think we should believe anyone when they say they have…

Vanessa wore it WAY better than Rita.

Really, does that mean you are going to leave your damn hands off of my constitutional right to an abortion or birth control?

Wouldn’t Jen have Tate Donovan stories too? He dated both Sandy and Jen and I can’t believe I know that and I googled it to make sure and now I really hate myself for knowing this. And googling it to make sure.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

I’ll play Miranda! I’m not an actor, but I’m in my early 30’s, have lived in NYC for eight years, am single, and because of all of this, I am completely cynical about romance and dating. Please let me make some money off my pathetic love life!

Who should play Miranda and Samantha?

Seriously. I wonder how some people managed to sit through Carol.

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You can't spell Jon Snow correctly though.

Ugh....please, please, don’t start.

With feewing